Thursday, June 12, 2008

Mean Girls

Ky had her first run in with mean girls at the playground today. Well her first blatantly obvious, mom approved, mean girls run in. We arrive at the same time as, for obvious reasons we'll call them Jeff and Jeffjr., one set of the mean girls.

Jeff immediately announces loudly to Jeffjr. that they ARE meeting Muttjr. so proceed to treat the little girl staring hungrily, MY little girl, like utter crap. Which she immediately does. Before long Mutt and Muttjr. make their much heralded arrival with Jeffjr. knocking over Ky while screaming MUTTJR., MUTTJR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff begans talking nonstop at the general direction of Mutt and that's that until Jeff needs to fill her ample bosom with air. Could be a while.

Now I just want to take a moment to say there is no coinkydink the main Mean Girl in the movie is named Regina. We can be mean,you name your kid Regina and you're in for some serious sarcastic shit to spew out of that kid's mouth. Think Little Foxes. But my daughter is Kylie, a freaking Australian boomerang, you can't shake the kid, a veritable bona fide mean girl target.

Anyhoo, Jeffjr. and Muttjr. proceed to immediatly inform Ky she is NOT to play with them. Ky doesn't get it. They inform her she's small and NOT a pirate princess, now she really doesn't get it.

Need I say more? Then they tell her she can't play on their "boat", FINALLY something human must've stirred in Jeff because she yells "everyone shares or you go home". Thanks Jeff, you're a great mom. Mutt's still silent, maybe she's deaf and mute?? Jeff really hasn't stopped talking yet. Eventually Muttjr. HITS Ky's foot. I yell NO HITTING. So Mutt perks up, and calls Muttjr. to the corner for some boxing tips. Needless to say Ky wants to play with them more than ever. I mention to the "mothers" Ky is only four and doesn't understand. Mutt immediately points out their own little angels are four too ! Will wonders never cease, the little geniuses learned bitch language before their ABC's ! I point out this is my daughter's first experience with exclusion but I bet she's learning a lot today ! Mutt and Jeff are not amused. After more torture they finally leave. Ky proceeds to do her usual "where do they live? are they coming to my house? will they come back?" to which mom replies "Who cares ! They're GONE, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and good riddance!". Ky doesn't get it. She just shakes her head and says "I'm not mean". Gotta love this kid.


Juli said...

((((((((((((Ky))))))))))) I want to kick some bratty butt reading that!

Regi S. said...

Bah ! She needs to learn to read people ! And run away :X

binx520 said...

(((((((((((ky))))))))))))) Want me to send Z after them?

julie king said...

it is so sad when little ones have to experience all the meanness in the world. don't you wish you could just wrap your arms around her and protect her from all of that for as long as possible?

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